I was asked by one of my students today if I've ever masturbated.

Well, of course I couldn't actually answer that, but I burst out laughing.

After all, in my head, I'm thinking:

I'm 25, single, broke, and live alone in a country known the world over first and foremost for porn, followed by the quality of their vibrators. What the fuck else ( Read more... )

So, for my break tonight I am sitting here, eating a bagel, and watching a random softcore Chinese porno movie I found uploaded somewhere.

I love the fact that it has included the following elements so far:

A Kill Bill-like training sequence where The Guy Everyone Wants To Fuck in this Film (tm) undertakes the craft of his father, the Chinese ( Read more... )

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